On the bus.
Crazy old woman (loudly, to no one, really, but directed at me): I'm gonna tell God, if you didn't want to make me happy, why'd you put me here, you cocktease?!
[This diatribe continues for a few stops, until she gets off the bus in front of the Safeway.]
Bus driver (on the microphone): Welcome to Seattle public transportation, everyone! I don't normally let you on the bus, ma'am, because I think you're mean. But I was in a good mood today. I raised 3 children, driving this bus is easy!
[This diatribe continues for a few stops, until she gets off the bus in front of the Safeway.]
Bus driver (on the microphone): Welcome to Seattle public transportation, everyone! I don't normally let you on the bus, ma'am, because I think you're mean. But I was in a good mood today. I raised 3 children, driving this bus is easy!
posted by UW Nutrition at 6:32 PM
3 Comments:
You blogged! We are SO happy! So, So happy.
Kate, you're lacking on blog posts again!
That's pretty hilarious. :)
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