Compliment?
Tonight, some dude in a bar said to me, "You have a natural beauty. ... Like Europe."
I look like a continent? WTF?!?!
I look like a continent? WTF?!?!
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
Nice comment.
Did you shave before you went out? Kidding. I'm sure what he meant was that you're not one to apply 18 layers of makeup before leaving the house. I actually don't know if I've ever seen you wear lipstick.
You're right, I don't wear lipstick. But...Europe's a pretty big place. Lots of makeup-wearing women in those cities there.
I don't know. It was just a creepy interaction overall.
I was thinking about this ... what if he said you have "supernatural" beatuy. Would that make you goth? Or how about "unnatural" beauty? Does that mean you've has plastic surgery? I don't know if "anatural" exists, but might that mean you were a particularly fetching robot?
If someone called me a "particularly fetching robot," that would be awesome.
But yes, I'll take natural beauty over synthetic beauty, I guess.
Did he mean to say like a "European"?
Oh no. He meant "Europe."
what if everyone were reduced down to just 7 continents like that. hi europe, i'm asia.
no, don't think that would work. gotta go down a few more levels
...hi middle-east and eastern europe, i'm landlocked south asian.
As long as I can be a Northern North American, I can live with that.
I tried to use that line on several women in the past, got mixed reviews
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