I'm a larvae song.*
AND he has anagram t-shirts. (I've been listening to Haughty Melodic for months, and I just now realized it's an anagram for "Michael Doughty.") Oh, how I love anagrams. (And haiku, but that's a post for another day.) My only complaint is that the shirts aren't available in girl sizes.
* In case you're a bit disturbed/confused by the title, it's an anagram.
(Of course I couldn't let Monday go by without mentioning Laguna Beach. For anyone who saw tonight's episode, all I have to say is that I want someone in a gorilla suit to ask me to the prom by holding up a big cardboard banana. Seriously.)